WINSLOW JEFFERSON BALLSWORTH IV

“I don't know who you really are, Pal or what kind of game you are trying to run. Claiming to be Delta Force commander is a violation of the Stolen Valor Act of 2005, punishable by up to one year in jail and $100,000 fine for each count. Also telling me you were an O4, a major, is another felony, impersonating an officer. I am blocking you and reporting you to Facebook and the FBI who can get to your real identity. You do not screw with the valor or legacy of true heroes, especially the US Army Special Forces. I have already helped put a number of phony wannabes in jail. Congratulations, You made the list.”

 

Don Bendell 

Activities:
Hanging Out With Friends; Working Out In Gym;
Interests:
Skateboarding; BASE Jumping; Falconry; Latin Mass;
Favorite Music:
Rock And Roll
Favorite Books:
War and Peace
Favorite Quotations:
"I don't know who you really are, Pal or what kind of game you are trying to run. Claiming to be Delta Force commander is a violation of the Stolen Valor Act of 2005, punishable by up to one year in jail and $100,000 fine for each count. Also telling me you were an O4, a major, is another felony, impersonating an officer. I am blocking you and reporting you to Facebook and the FBI who can get to your real identity. You do not screw with the valor or legacy of true heroes, especially the US Army Special Forces. I have already helped put a number of phony wannabes in jail. Congratulations, You made the list."
About Me:
I am an independently wealthy life coach. I draw from my experiences as a former Catholic priest and as a Delta Force commander. I am active in Falconry, BASE jumping and reviving dead languages. Most recently I have been part of the Vatican's Special Operations Unit, training the Swiss Guard's Reactionary Team. My penis is the size of a can of Lysol.
I am in constant demand as a public speaker and survival expert and have been the author of several books. In my spare time, I like to make Don Bendell write me very silly emails.
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Winslow Jefferson Ballsworth IV: Is it just me or does Don look like a cross
beween a late 80's Sadam Husain and Borat?2 hours ago . View Feedback
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xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  : That's better than looking like a phony, side show freak,
porn star hopped up on roids.
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January 16 at 8:36pm

Wow dude what happened to your face? were you wounded in Vietnam or something?  

 

Winslow Jefferson Ballsworth IV January 16 at 8:43pm Report

ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?  

 

 January 16 at 8:45pm

Dead serious 

 

 Winslow Jefferson Ballsworth IV January 16 at 8:46pm Report

OK. GIVE ME A MINUTE TO GATHER MY THOUGHTS.  

 

 January 16 at 8:47pm

Don't hurt yourself

I checked with a friend who puts on major bodybuilding competition and he said there is no bodybuilder by that name. The name is obviously fake.
Winslow Jefferson Ballsworth IV January 17 at 12:11pm Report
I spent some time today thinking about this and trying to look at things from your perspective. My point was that this was obviously a joke - but I guess if I were in your shoes I wouldn't find it funny, either. I appreciate your service and you don't deserve to have your balls busted by some goofball like me. This issue obviously represents something that changed the course of your entire life and I should have respected that. Please accept my apology.